Bartleby's facebook

Bartleby’s facebook would probably be the most boring facebook in the world. Honestly, I don’t even think he would have a profile picture and definitely wouldn’t have pictures of him sent by other friends. If he did actually take enough time to take a picture of himself and upload it, I think it would be one of those pictures where the person is holding the camera by both hands and starring straight into the lens. He wouldn’t be smiling or making a funny face, just a blank stare. The caption would be, “me”. If u looked at his information, the only things he would have up would be all the basic information needed to create a facebook. He wouldn’t describe who he is or what he likes to do. At most, it would probably say, “My name is Bartleby “.
The only friends he would have would be random girls who add guys they don’t know to feel popular and maybe even try to start an online relationship. He may also have Ginger and Nippers, but not Turkey because Turkey wouldn’t add him. Bartleby’s facebook wouldn’t have any upgraded applications and for his current “what are you doing right now”, it would say, “Bartleby prefers not to respond”. His wall posts would probably only have a handful of comments just from those random girls saying thanks for the add or “hey”. He would only check his facebook once or twice a week because he doesn’t really care much for it. He’d prefer to actually not have one.